This is why my brother is awesome and also why I'm pretty sure birds are out to get me today (seriously, I woke up to a bird that sounded EXACTLY like one of those awful buzzing alarm clocks, only it was less rhythmic):
Irritating bit of wildlife (probably some kind of bird): TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP
My Brother: "What ever is that mysterious ticking noise?"
In unison:
IBOW: TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP
MB (on his way to the recycling bin): Snape, Snape, Severous Snape, Dumbledore
MB (on his way back from recycling bin): Snape, Snape, Severous Snape, Dumbledore
IBOW: TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP
MB: Snape, Snape, Severous Snape, Dumbledore
IBOW: TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP
MB: Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley, Ron Weasly, Dumbledore!
My mom: *has expression that says: my children are insane*
Me: *holds up hand for high-five*
I LOVE YOUR BROTHER. This is the comment that your blog wouldn't let me post for five frillion years. Actually, I think it used to be funny, but it's taken so long to get through it's become disillusioned.
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