So then I decide to image search Bordeaux, this is the first page of results:
|You know what's annoying? When X-large is WAY big and large is way small.|
This dog is cute in the most disturbing way possible, is he not?
I am so disturbed that I am forced to research these dogs, all of which turn out to be of the breed "Dogue de Bordeaux". Which sounded to me like the stupidest anglicism ever. Further research however indicates that "dogue" is french for mastiff. So I guess I can forgive whoever named these dogs.
I still know next to nothing about Bordeaux, but I did find some really awesome pictures which make me really excited to be going.